Monday, August 15, 2022

Designed to Kill is the worst movie of all time

Designed to Kill. "The camera loves you!" No, it doesn't. Directed by one Doug Campbell back in 2018, this is truly one of the worst movies I've ever seen.  

Has three different names, which is a great sign: Designed to Kill, Deadly Runway, and Fatal Fashion. Going to a live show for "How Did This Get Made?" on Tuesday. This is the movie they are discussing. It is, indeed, trash.

Gist is a crazy woman who works as a fashion photographer and later a high school teacher, turns a nerdy high school student into a supermodel. He is no looker, this guy, but he slays it on the runway in this flick. Eventually, her obsession with him drives her to homicidal madness which goes from crazy to unbelievable when they start fucking. This chick is mentally unwell. 

Not a single actor I recognize. The crazy chick is extremely attractive though. There is no way I would have finished this if I wasn't going to see HDTGM. I don't know, shitting on a Lifetime movie of this quality is pretty low-hang fruit. 

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