Thursday, December 22, 2022

There Will Be Blood - Paul Thomas Anderson - 2007


★★★★★- I think about this movie almost daily. Can interpret the film in about five different ways: Daniel never loved anyone and what he says to HW is a revelation, that he really loves HW chose his fake brother because HW seemed dangerous and this is his big life mistake (which is why he kills his fake brother [also why he’s obsessed with Eli being a false prophet]), that he loved HW but his drinking and rage made him crazy, that he deals with pain by throwing himself into his work which just makes him angrier over time, or that he has always been miserable and wants others to be miserable because of his success. This is all Daniel Day-Lewis, who is in another league. Everyone else suffers from this performance. This is the best performance ever. No shit. 

This Jordan-esque Interpretation was how I saw it this time. “I have a competition in me. I want no one
else to succeed… I look at people and I see nothing worth liking.” Once his son becomes his competitor, he takes that shit personally. Never has there been a more complicated father-son relationship on screen. So good. 

We get glimpses of Plainview losing control several times up to the end when he completely fucking loses it in the greatest meltdown of all time. I have a little of that competition in me on my worst days. This isn’t comforting. 

Maybe my favorite scene is when Plainview runs HW in his arms after the accident. Then he runs to the well. “ What are you looking so miserable about,” he asks rhetorically. “There is a whole ocean of oil underneath our feet and I’m the only one that can get at it.” HW OK? “No he isn’t.” 

Less complicated is what’s going on with Daniel and Eli. These absolutely hate each other. Daniel treats Eli like an idiot who he has no respect for the beginning. Then he goes to that sermon, immediately realizes he’s full of shit, but also that he’s the one he’s gonna have to deal with. “And if I have no teeth I will gum you!”

If you don’t watch this masterpiece at least three times, you can’t even have a discussion about it. There is so much to take in through every second of the film. I love it. Truly. It is my favorite movie of all time maybe. 

Phenomenal soundtrack. When the music plays, it is on. It’s chilling. I listen to it often. The cinematography is crazy too. We are mostly distant and when we get closeups, it’s uncomfortable and ambiguous. 

Jesus fucking Christ. I rewatch it whenever I hear anyone mention it. Plainview goes through hell and he ends up a reflection of that. Absolutely profound. A goddamned masterpiece.

Tuesday, December 20, 2022

Search Party

★★★★★- Wow. What an insane show. I felt it kept getting better and peaked with Cole Escola. Then the last season was way too much with a BA-NAN-As ending. I loved it. Also, a great contemporary New York City show, like Broad City.

The overall gist... is sort of impossible to explain. Focusing on the first season, Dory Sief (Alia Shawkat), whose life is in a rut, throws herself into trying to find an acquaintance from college who has gone missing. Her horrible friends--weeny boyfriend Drew Gardner (John Reynolds [whom people say I look like but I don't see]), flamboyant serial liar Elliott Goss (John Early, sort of a millennial that guy), and vapid actress (Meredith Hagner)--rightly think she is losing it. This ultimately leads to the literal end of the world. The missing girl, who, spoiler, shows back up, one Chantal Witherbottom (Clare McNulty), is hilariously dumb. 

The second season focuses on trying to cover up various deaths they have caused while the third season is a trial for one of those deaths. Louis Anderson hilariously plays the defense attorney in this season. He's great. 

The fourth season is where shit veers hard with Chip Wreck, a psychoticaly obsessed man played by Cole Escola, kidnapping and brainwashing Dory. Susan Sarandon shows up in this season as an insane presence in Chip's life. She's perfect. 

The last season is where shit goes to crazytown. Dory is a cult leader funded by a Big Tech Pharma company. Her disciples are the aforementioned friends and a group of social media influencer brought together by their patron, a billionaire tech mogulTunnel Quinn played by Jeff Goldblum. Dory and the team are attempting to achieve transcendental enlightenment through a pill. It is a complete disaster. 

Couldn't recommend it more. The first couple of episodes were meh. If you get through those, it really pays off. It shan't disappoint. Five stars. 

Sunday, December 18, 2022

The Furies - Tony D'Aquino - 2019


★★★★- Games gone wrong night for the Nightmare on Film Street 31 Days of Halloween Horror Challenge.  Love a good hunting humans movie. Goes back to the days of Surviving the Game and The Pest for me. So a logical game gone wrong night for me. Really liked it, though it is not for everyone. Female viewing companion liked it as well. Just saying. 

Gist is a woman is kidnapped and wakes up in the woods. She and a group of other women find themselves fighting to stay alive as unwilling participants in a deadly game where women are hunted by “masked” men. The masks are all disgusting. One has a Leatherface thing going except with a whole human outfit. 

The main girl has a friend who just sucks. Giving her tough love and what not because she isn’t tough enough. This is not what I want from a friend, yo. 

In the middle of that when the ladies get kidnapped and wake up in the shit. Doesn’t have her seizure pills. My female companion is in this boat. If she misses one dose, she’s seizing. This woman is in a bad way. Most of the girls have something going on. 

The friend, again, sucks. She doesn’t go looking for the main epileptic girl because, according to another girl, “she isn’t a real friend.” Plus, she has adult braces. 

Flick is brutal. One random example. Guy throws an ax at a woman. Misses. She pulls the ax out of the tree and tries to hit him with it. He blocks it and slowly cuts off her face with it. Doesn’t waste any time getting there either. “It’s a fucked up world full of fucked up men.” That it is. 

There are some dumb things. Running off with no weapon bullshit. You are getting chased by killers, but leave the ax/machete on the ground… How the main girl finds one of the dudes in the cult or whatever, won’t get into that, and sees her dead friend. Does set up a sequel I’d sure as shit watch.

They/Them - John Logan - 2022

★- Another Nightmare on Film Street challenge movie I did in October. This one for twist endings.  

Yeesh. Went to school with several people that went through this conversion camp shit. Extremely fucked. On top of portraying all that, this flick packs in a shitty movie with a completely inexplicable tone. 

Lot of shit that don't make sense. Why would they split up constantly like they do? Why would the camp have straightbait? Why wouldn't that bait guy get conversion therapy?  

In any case, this is how you make a slasher. Torturing kids. Makes sense.  

Super bad movie. Also, it is very bad. Should have payed more attention to the audience score which is a paltry 22%. 

Makes the cardinal sin of killing the dog and features a bunch of bullshit. Fuck this movie. One of the worst I've ever seen. Also, Anna Chlumsky from My Girl shows up after god knows how long for this POS? Whatevs.

XX - Roxanne Benjamin, Sofìa Carrillo, Karyn Kusama, St. Vincent, Jovanka Vuckovic - 2017

★★★★- Watched this for Witchy Women night for the Nightmare on Film Street challenge movie. I guess this one qualifies. 

Anthology flick with segments all directed by women. As with most anthologies, some are better than others. Overall, it is solid though.

First one is about a family that stops eating after the sun peaks into a strangers mysterious gift box. The second one, which stars Melanie Lynskey, who I adore, is throwing her daughter a birthday party when she discovers her husband has committed suicide and decides to hide him. Great segment. What a fucking nightmare. This one was my favorite. Surprisingly a lot of humor in it. 

Third one, titled “Don’t Fall,” finds foursome climb a cliff where they find a cave painting of demons. One gets possessed and that is that. Fourth one is about a woman who sign is about to turn 18 and appears to be a psychopath. Rips her kids fingernails off at school (which the school seems to wanna give him an award for or something), abuses the dog, killed a squirrel, so forth. A real piece of shit. She is terrified of him. Let’s just say that Rosemarys baby is required viewing to really appreciate this last segment. It's fantastic. I’d watch the feature length of this flick. The end is pretty stupid though. 

Connective segment is some creepy Tool-esque stop motion shit. Sort of like Mad God. Just a bunch of art house stuff.

Speak No Evil - Christian Tafdrup - 2022


★- One of those elevated horror movies. Gonna have to remember that I almost always hate them going into the future. This was supposed to be up there with Barbarian and Nope for this year's best horror. Nah. 

Gist is a Danish family--mother, father, daughter--visits a Dutch family--mother, father, mute son--that they met on a vacation at the beginning of the movie. The hosts, it becomes clear, are fucking insane. The Danish couple, however, don't know how to read the signs and get the fuck out as shit starts to escalate and become more and more nightmarish. 

Hardly any of the movie is believable. The evil Dutch folks, it is revealed, has been up to some shit for a long time. One would assume 100s of years when we see the extent of it. However, I'm pretty sure we aren't supposed to think that they are supernatural in the end. 

All that said... I can’t imagine hating a movie more. Dahmer or Funny Games would be a palate cleanser after this fucked up watch. DO. NOT. RECOMMEND.

American Horror Story: Cult


Finished this season last month. Just in time for the midterms. Evan Peters… you okay, brah? Some Tyler Durden project mayhem stuff going on with his character, except way more unhinged.

The line between political and religious cult is pretty thin here. The “sacred copulation” that happens is exactly what you’d imagine an insane cult orgy would be. It’s indescribable. The “climax” is really something. Goes there.

Sarah Paulson’s performance is dope. Paulson, me thinks, led the team this season, which is one of the best. There were several in a row that were unwatchable leading into this one. Back to being a fan now.

Cursed Friends - Laura Murphy - 2022


★★- More forgettable crap. Group of friends play a fortune telling game as kids and the stuff they predicted starts happening when they are adults. 

Not exactly how they come up with this, but they  think they have to like kill the people they predicted they’d marry to break the curse. Then if one does kill their spouse, the curse is broken for all of them, so they mistakenly think. Long story short, Guillermo straight up murders Rob Riggle, and his friends are cool with it. This even though it doesn’t work. Which is all to say, a crazy, complicated storyline that is nearly impossible to follow. 

So, yeah. Overall, pretty bad, but fun. Sort of. They were advertising the shit out of this when I was in NYC a few months ago right before it came out… but why?

Low Country: The Murdaugh Dynasty

Rich people drama. Docuseries on HBO about a family that USED to be above the law. type of families I went to school with. Entitled, rules don't apply to them, parents have a Wikipedia page, so forth.

It eventually comes crashing down. This is all still happening. Hopefully families get some justice. Interesting watch.

Goodnight Mommy - Veronika Franz and Severin Fiala - 2014


★★★- Yeah, fuuuuckkk this movie. Good or whatever, but extremely disturbing. Not happy I watched it. Cannot recommend.

The film is about a set of twins with a very complex relationship with their mother who had some sort of facial trauma. They live in a large isolated house where their mother seems off. The boys begin to question the mother's identity, believing that she isn't the same person as the one who went into the hospital. They begin to question if she is their real mother, and then, where their real is if this is in fact not the woman they know.

Slow burn leads to a horrific ending. The audience, like the boys, are never sure if this is a stand-in until the end, when the unimaginable answer becomes definitive. I see it has been remade in English with Naomi Watts as the "mother." I don't recommend that either. 

American Psycho - Mary Harron - 2000

★★★★★- Rewatching for the first time in a long time. I tend to really like adaptations of Bret Easton Ellis, but hate his novels. As a dude, he seems horrible. Talking trash about homosexual media, “I like the idea of Glee, but why is it that every time I watch an episode I feel like I’ve stepped into a puddle of HIV?” among many other things, and then coming out as gay to make it okay. 

His fiction is just as toxic with the intent of glorifying America's problems. Plus he called David Foster Wallace, once my favorite writer, "the most tedious, overrated, tortured, pretentious writer of my generation" after DFW hanged himself. He offered no evidence for any of it and came off as professionally jealous. 
So, anyway. I can deal with his whole irredeemable bleak worldview for in two hour chunks, but I'll never read another one of his novels. I think this treatment, though, American Psycho as satire, is exceptional. However, I am not sure many see it as such and come away with the wrong lesson by not seeing it for what it is. 
Bale is great. Really made him a star. But the whole cast is pretty stellar. I don't watch this often and haven't seen it since college, but I'm glad I revisited, which sort of surprised me.

Saturday, December 17, 2022

The Night House - David Bruckner - 2020


★★★★- This was ghost night for the whole Nightmare on Film Street 31 Days of Halloween challenge thing. 

The gist is a widow whose husband just committed suicide begins to figure his disturbing secrets. Ends up finding this murder house he built in the woods that is exactly like their house except for sort of off and unfinished. All is not what it seems.


Interesting movie. One of the ghost-as-a-metaphor movies. Like the Babadook except without an annoying child.


Concept was super interesting. The inverse house adds to the whole dream quality. Similar to Us in that way.

The Rental - Dave Franco - 2020


★★★- Slasher night. Woohoo. 

More than decent (but forgettable) debut by Dave Franco. Stars the lovely Alison Brie, Dan Stevens, Sheila Vand, and Jeremy Allen White. Toby Huss is also in it as a red herring. So, yeah, incredible cast.


It follows two couples who rent a house in the wilderness. Things start to happen and they suspect they are being watched. It's creepy as shit. 


Things escalates. People make poor decision and get themselves killed. Recommend.

Dark Glasses - Dario Argento - 2022


★★★★★- Another Nightmare on Film Street challenge movie. This one for Italian films. Argento, the master of Italian horror, has a new film so that was an easy choice. A true return to form for him. Loved it.

Gist is a guy who is out there killing prostitutes. One played by Ilenia Pastorelli, a very pretty lady, loses her sight in a car accident that results when the killer pushes her car into oncoming traffic. Her car hits and orphans a Chinese kid. 


She eventually goes to visit the kid in an orphanage. He escapes and they make a deal. He’ll be her guide if she lets him stay there. Eventually, they get to tracking down the killer to get their revenge.


Like what they have going on here, the female lead and the Chinese kid. That is until the kid calls the killer thinking it's a cop the killer murders cop. By the by, this features a lot of incompetent Italian cops. You don't say, right? Anyway, the kid tells the killer where they are hiding out. Spoiler. Kids are fucking stupid. 


This all leads to a cool scene where her and the kid work together to try to shoot the killer. 


Another cool scene comes when Pastorelli’s character gets lost in the woods and feels her way to a building. Once there, she accidentally turns the lights on and has to get them off before the killer shows.


It becomes clear at one point that Argento doesn't know much/anything about snakes.


Great dog movie. Good girl. Also, it is a positive portrayal of sex work. That’s sweet. Like Dressed to Kill, but not transphobic.

Get Smart - Peter Segal - 2008


★★- Not a tight movie. Basically, every time I check to see how much time was left, I was shocked. How is there an hour left? How can there be 45 minutes to go? There are 25 minutes left in this movie, are you kidding me?

Weird to see a Rock movie where he is the fourth banana. Also, him and Terry Crews teaming up together is cray.

Lot of suspension of disbelief. Steve Carrell goes from paper-pusher to superhero as soon as he is promoted to field agent. Anne Hathaway, my queen, was looking fine though.

Gone Girl - David Fincher - 2014

★★★★- I just watched this over the weekend. I haven’t stopped thinking about it. What a fucking nuts movie. Towards the bottom of my flicks for Fincher, but still stellar. Love his films.

It’s almost humorous how elaborate the plot gets. Lotta Fincher themes getting explored here and done really well. Narcissistic sociopathy. Check. Scathing media takedown. Check. Trouble relationships with money and power. Check. Extreme misogyny. Triple check there. Amanda Dobbins, whom I love on The Ringer, asks if the film is “a misogynistic summary of all the ways that a woman can falsely accuse a man.“ Also, based on a Gillian Flynn novel. 

The Amazing Amy shit is a really great way to fuck somebody up. She has no real friends, a total sociopath, the only people in her life are her parents and people she’s manipulating (her husband, the dumb pregnant girl, so forth), but she is pretty capable and plays a great victim. Her husband, Ben Affleck’s character Nick, is really gonna have a shitty life. And in the end, they’re back where they started, in a loveless marriage but now there are no illusions, I guess. Here you are raising a child with a woman that was going to kill herself to frame you. That kid is going to be fucked, one of her playthings. 

Loved Tyler Perry. Wasn't a fan Neil Patrick Harris. Structure of the movie is pretty good. One thing I couldn’t really get behind is how the detective and everyone when the gone girl returns after having obviously murdered someone is just like, “meh, it was just a goof.” White people are indeed crazy.

Ravenous - Antonia Bird - 1999

★★★★- Like ‘Cannibal! The Musical,’ it’s based on this Donner Party-type incident regarding one Alferd Packer, who ate some dudes on an ill-advised trip for gold. It’s up for debate whether he or someone else on his trip, whom he said he killed in self-defense, murdered people in the party.

A frontier/cannibal comedy-western about getting "the hunger" after eating human flesh as well as coked-up energy and super healing. It was pretty great. 

I somehow watch a lot of cannibalism movies. I can’t stomach the thought of meat—long time vegan. (Parker is rumored to have been a vegetarian after this all went down, by the by). I feel like a starving in the wilderness scenario would be the only way I would ever eat meat again. But that would indeed be some shit that I would t be able to bounce back from. It’s one thing to say that you could do it if you were starving. But having a chunk of long-pig in front of you that you gotta eat to live. That would fuck up me real bad. So, yeah, exploring the deep questions here. Ye olde “would you eat someone” dilemma.  

A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas - Todd Strauss-Schulson - 2011


★- Wanted to watch a dumb comedy Christmas movie. Saw the original Harold & Kumar White Castle movie back when only halfway paying attention while talking and drinking with buddies. It was fine for that. The director did this movie I really like called The Final Girls. I figured why not. Yeesh. I also see that they go to Guantánamo Bay, which sounds like a hoot.

Pretty terrible and quite offensive. I feel like it was pretty inappropriate in 2011, and has aged terribly. They call some shit “gay“ twice, for example. The combination of racial, rape, child pornography, and children doing drugs humor is really something. Not exactly a Christmas classic.

Thursday, November 24, 2022

Murder of a Cat - Gillian Greene - 2014


★★★- Not an easy film to follow. Love the idea, and the script was apparently pretty popular. Neo-noir with a cat murder at the center. Lotta potential but poorly executed. Extra points for cats though.

Monday, November 14, 2022

The Blue Dahlia - George Marshall - 1946

★★★★★- Very pretty ladies in this one with Veronica Lake and Doris Dowling (who plays the awful wife). Coming in hot, this movie. The first 20 minutes are like seven different movies. 

Starts with casual racism, however, I’m not really sure if the guy that gets called a “monkey” is not actually a swarthy white guy. Then we say that the guy who dropped the “slur” had a traumatic brain injury and has a plate in his skull. He also seems to have some PTSD and major memory issues. Turns out to be sort of a gentleman though.

He comes home to a bunch of drunks and his wife making out with some dude. Then they have this exchange after he slaps the guy shooting his wife. 

Ladies and gentlemen, I think you had better leave. My husband would like to be alone with me... He probably wants to beat me up. Perhaps you wouldn’t want me to apologize. “Apologize, darling? But you don’t have to; you’re a hero. A hero can get away with anything.”

I think this sort of thing happens a lot. Soldiers get married young before they go off to war. Come back to find their wives or husbands who they probably don’t know that well with someone else. I had a great aunt that Had some other guy besides her husband’s kid and he was basically just like, “well, get rid of the kid but I guess we will stay together and I’ll just treat you like shit for the rest of our lives.” That was before people got divorced and what have you as is this film. It looks like it’s going to be a wonderful life there, soldier. 

Before he and his wife get everybody out of the house pretty much his buddies call. They said they would whenever they found an apartment. I thought this would be like a month from then or something, but they’ve already got one, moved all their shit in, and everything like 10 minutes after tying one off at the bar/causing minor property damage.

The neighborhood has a house detective, what the fuck is that? Tell him to keep it down and pull the shades down if he’s going to push his wife around. The tone, I thought, was definitely, “don’t fucking touch her.”

This movie is just one thing after another. Find out that they had a child that is now dead. Dude starts grilling his wife about it and she went to one of her parties got wasted and then has a “car smash.” This appears to be fine legally back then. Sort of just frowned upon, killing your child while drunk driving.


Then the real action starts. Great film. Highly recommend. But be ready, this movie is a pretty demanding watch.

Monday, November 7, 2022

Watcher - Chloe Okuno - 2022

★★★★★- Solid flick. Love Shudder for showcasing new and diverse voices.

Gist is a woman moves with her BF to Bucharest, Romania. She thinks that a guy across the way from their apartment is watching her whilst someone is going around decapitating women. 

It’s a psychological, Hitchcock-esque horror film. Hits all those beats of a Rear Window or Suspicion. Simple, slow moving, classic type of flick. Rosemary’s Baby vibes at times, even. 


Stars horror darling Maika Monroe as the lead, Julia. Might recognize her from It Follows and The Guest. She is sort of it market correct Keira Knightley type for lowish-budget horror. 


Within the movie, Julia goes and sees the Cary Grant/Audrey Hepburn movie Charade, which is a personal favorite. I am a sucker for a scene where someone goes to a movie theater to watch an old movie, especially one I love.


You really sympathize with her if you’ve ever spent any time somewhere where you don’t speak the language. Even though she does a lot of questionable shit for a woman in a horror movie. 


Makes me realize, again, that being a woman must be incredibly hard. Especially a woman in a foreign country who doesn’t speak the language. Plus her husband, this gaslighting mother fucker, being all dismissive even though there is a serial killer in the neighborhood and shit. I don’t know, with people getting murder in front of the apartment, maybe if I were a cop or a guy whose wife was like “this guy is fucking following me, giving me murder dreams,” maybe I would fucking listen. That just me though.


The guy she thinks is stalking her, by the by, looks exactly like Elon Musk except with more hair.  Also, less of a psychopath.


Intense final 20 minutes. Wasn’t sure about it. But I liked where it went. Great final shot.

Tuesday, November 1, 2022

Hocus Pocus 2 - Anne Fletcher - 2022

★★★- Watched this for the final night of Nightmare on Film Street 31 Days of Halloween challenge. This one set on Halloween. Behind a few with posting, obviously.

Exiled from Salem, which is actually good for them considering what all goes down in there. Assume the studio people were like, “meh, who knows what really happened with witches in Salem at this point.”


I was pretty much in love with SJP in 1993. She’s definitely still my favorite, besides the zombie dude from The Shape of Water, Doug Jones. Plus Tony Hale and Sam Richardson, who is kind of an asshole in this.


Sort of goes down a road I wasn’t expecting… but wasn’t surprising. It was kinda touching though. 


Actually liked it better than the original. Watched it last year and wasn’t a big fan. This one was ok. 

Only Murders in the Building


★★★★★- First season was near perfect. Doesn't get better than Martin Short and Steve Martin. The Three Amigos was one of my favorite films as a child and I love when they are together. They are treasures, these two. Great premise too. Been going to New York a lot lately. The guy I visit has a nice apartment, but nothing like this, which is sort of like the Dakota, if you are familiar with that famous location. It's where John Lennon lived and the building where he was shot. The exteriors are from the Belnord. I'd love to live in an apartment where the residents talk and solve mysteries and shit. 

★★★★- Didn’t like the second season nearly as much. Too much Selena Gomez and her artsy girlfriend. Thought it was a little mean spirited too. Really shits on this Poppy chick who is just some country girl who faked her death trying to make it in the Big Apple. Still liked it though. Will definitely watch season three. Martin Short and Steve Martin are amazing, of course. As are many of the other peripheral characters.

Monday, October 31, 2022

The Curse of Bridge Hollow - Jeff Wadlow - 2022


★★- Fun dumb kids movie. Nothing spectacular. Pretty forgettable. Sort of in that whole Goosebumps lane.

Gist is an evil old spirit named Stingy Jack brings Halloween decorations to life, which is a pretty cool premise. The protagonists are Brooklyn transplants, among them a dad (a teacher at the local high school) that hates Halloween, a mom who wants to start a vegan bakery but can't bake for shit, and their overachieving daughter who sort of hates her embarrassment of a father, forced save their small New England town.

People you'll recognize include Marlon Wayans as the dad, Kelly Rowland of Destiny's Child fame as the vegan baker, John Michael Higgins as a harmless Satan worshipping principal, Lauren Lapkus who is most recognizable from her time as a guard on Orange Is the New Black and is always unhinged, Rob Riggle, and Helen Slayton-Hughes who just died the other day.

Sunday, October 30, 2022

Halloween Ends - David Gordon Green - 2022

★★★-  Just going to get right into it. Great opening. Great ending though it’s cray. Not exactly what you’d call SOP. Everything else was trash. A huge swing, sure, but no where near to connecting. Michael Myers is barely in the movie and when he does pop up, he is a bitch.

Not a good sendoff for the character of The Shape. At one point I thought it was maybe the worst movie I’d ever seen but it got better from there. However, it was fun AF and I thought it was a crazy way to wrap it up. 

Gist is this kid Corey, whom we've never seen before, is canceled after he accidentally kills a kid. He ends up working at his dad’s junkyard instead of going off to college. Corey, this fucking guy, is bullied by the band kids (no way these token stereotypes would ever hang out in real life, by the by). He eventually finds and has a wrastlin' match with Michael Myers (who has been on loose, living in the sewers for years. The Myers mystique then starts rubbing off on him and things get cray. Needless to say, dude really should have got out of Haddonfield when he could have. The film is mostly his becoming a monster. 

Laurie Strode, remember her?, is even crazier somehow in this movie. She was a shut in when Michael Myers was locked away in an insane asylum for 40 years and now that he’s out of the lamb she’s living her best life and shit in fucking Haddonfield. Fucking insane. 

Also insane is the black sheriff in the cowboy hat who in Kills was the “law and fucking order” candidate. At the end of this movie when Laurie straps Michael Myers onto the top of her car to put him in a car crusher at the junkyard some cop is like “yeah, we don’t do that with dead bodies in an active murder investigation,“ and the sheriff is like, “tonight we do.“ Then Myers explodes in a car shipper. Spoiler. Wait, so that isn't standard operating procedure.

An extremely messy film. I feel like it shouldn’t have worked, but did to some extent. The ending, as insane as it was, was pretty satisfying. Had a great time (the picture of me and my buddy Levi was from opening night in New York at an Alamo Drafthouse, a phenomenal way to watch a movie. 

Overall, this is probably my fourth favorite Halloween movie. Maybe lower depending on the day. The original is a work of art. Season of the Witch is batshit fun. H2O, Halloween II, Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers, the Zombie films, and this movie are all on this next tier. Maybe a little flawed, but solid or at least a lot of fun and interesting. The rest range from really bad to fucking disastrous with Resurrection at the very, very bottom. 

Tuesday, October 25, 2022

Doctor Sleep - Mike Flanagan - 2019

★★★★★ - God, I love this movie. Liked the book a lot. Honestly, I wasn’t expecting a whole lot from the movie. What an experience though. Jesus. Making this a sequel to both the book and the movie is just genius. Takes the best from The shining both in movie and book form. Flanagan makes peace with both groups, fans of the novel and fans of the movie, and completely knocks it out of the park. Grand fucking slam.

There were of course some things I liked in the book better, but overall, man, this movie. The last half hour when they are in the Overlook is just incredible. More on that later. I think it is as good as The Shining and Carrie. At worst, the very best Stephen King adaptation sense the early 80s. 

I love Wendy. Reminds me so much of my own mom especially in this movie. When I was growing up my mother was the spitting image of Shelley Duvall, much to her chagrin, but I always loved Shelley Duvall because of that. As an INFP, I relate to a lot of King’s protagonists. See a lot of myself in Danny Torrance for sure. At least when life was hard. 

The True Knot is insanely terrifying. Rose The Hat (Rebecca Ferguson) is an incredible villain. Type of chick I’ve always done well with and found super attractive. A hippie/gypsy type of gal. She’s trouble though. An evil Rachel (my female companion). A top King big bad. The actress that plays her gives a performance that is not to be forgotten. Hard to outshine Ewan McGregor. This whole cast is crazy good but she is on another level.

Good old fashion high octane Stephen King horror. The shit with the little kid Brad is fucked. It is hard to watch that as anything on Dahmer. I feel most kids are terrible actors but that one was really moving. And as he is dying and Danny’s chalkboard cracks and he says “REDRUM” in the mirror. Incredible filmmaking. The main girl is GREAT too. 

Random note: When I go, I want a sweet, beautiful cat to comfort me and lead me to the other side. 

Minimizing Crow Daddy was a good call. Just seeing his name made me grown in the book. 

The scene where she tries to ambush Abra is incredible. Especially when Rose gets trapped and then is thrown back into her body.

The last half hour of the movie is unreal. It’s what separates the book from the movie and what makes the movie just an incredible watch. Going back to the overlook is more than I could’ve ever hoped for from a movie pretty much. All builds to this reunion. Once they hit that gas station that Dick Halloran was at it is fucking on. You see it, recognize it, then the music kicks on, and we get the drone footage except at night. Incredible. It does not disappoint. Some hottest take territory stuff, but I might like it more than The Shining.

V/H/S 99 - Flying Lotus, Maggie Levin, Tyler MacIntyre, Johannes Roberts, Joseph Winter, Vanessa Winter - 2022


★★ - Little behind here posting my watches. Counted this for the new release for the Nightmare on Film Street Halloween challenge. 

Got to see the new anthology flick V/H/S 99 a little early at the Brooklyn Horror Film Festival last week. Some of the segments were better than others, but the last one, “To Hell and Back” was great. Overall, not great. 

Shudder put the film fest on and I got to see some of those like-minded horror teevee machine people milling about. Even saw Shudder curator Sam Zimmerman, who I know is not someone most people are going to geek out over but he impresses me.

Rosemary’s Baby - Roman Polanski - 1968

★★★★ - From hell night for the Nightmare on Film Street challenge. 

My first ever watch of this believe it or not. My dad was just telling me that he saw it at the drive-in with his parents when he was like eight years old or some thing and it scared the shit out of him. Watched it on the plane on the way to New York. Liked it enough that I went and checked out the building it was filmed that.

Never gets better than early on in the weird orgy scene where Mia Farrow’s husband rapes her in the best case scenario. Dreamlike and fucking crazy, getting crazier. Then she realizes it isn’t a dream. “Oh my god! This is real!” Really fucked and terrifying. 

Ultimate mother terror as excitement about being pregnant gives way to terror. 

Lot of solid talent in this movie. Mia Farrow is cute AF, by the by. Maude from Harold and Maude. Husband’s an asshole. Gives Mia Farrow shit about her hair, for example. She has had a pretty rough in her day. 

Not an all-time favorite, but I really appreciated it for its influences down the line. Hereditary, for example. A Horror 101 movie.

Castle Freak - Stuart Gordon - 1995


★★ - Real bummer of a movie. Son dies and daughter is blinded when Jeffrey Combs’s character gets hammered and crashes with them in the car. He then inherits a castle, which he hopes will reignite his and Barbara Crampton’s sex life. But, alas, the castle comes with a freak. 

Metaphor horror. Freak’s dick is cut off. Jeffrey Combs, who moves into the castle with the freak, isn’t having sex (until he brings home a prostitute that the freak kills). They're lives are parallel. JK. This movie is just nuts. 

Really not fun scene towards the end when the naked, penisless freak gets rapey with the blind girl who looks to be a child. I don't want to see that shit. Not my favorite.

The Munsters - Rob Zombie - 2022

★★ - This movie is so fucking insane. I didn’t hate it, but there is no way Rob Zombie ever works again. Find his films pretty hit or miss. Wanted to like this so bad but it’s a miss. 

I love Rob Zombie and Sheri Moon. Sweet vegan people. Go team. I know a guy that was a guitar tech for him-and a bunch of other people-and he says they are the kindest people. And have I mentioned they’re vegan?

However, I have no idea who the audience for this movie is. I feel like maybe me, but hell, I don’t know. Sort of for kids but no way they’re going to get 50s references thrown at them a mile a minute.

Nick at Nite was big when I was a kid. I watched this in the Addams family all the time. I remember debating with my friends on which one was better. I’m still not sure which way I go. I fucking love both of them. Gateway into horror shit. 

That said, sigh. This movie makes some odd choices.

Rockstar/standup comedian Herman Munster is anti-funny. He’s over the top but wasn’t the worst either. For the record, Hurley from Lost is the worst. 

Sheri Moon Zombie I think is underrated as an actress. She plays Lily. People think she is terrible, but I think she is more than fine. The grandpa guy was solidish, too.

Thought that Lily was going to be pregnant at the end and that was gonna lead into a sequel, but that didn’t happen. One of those movies I was sort of into but had no idea what was happening. Think I’ll forget about it entirely in a year.

Ghost Stories - Jeremy Dyson and Andy Nyman - 2017

★★★ - From anthology night for the Nightmare on Film Street movie challenge.

Through most of it I thought it was great. One of the most consistent anthology movies I’ve seen, me thought. The first one was all right, the second one was low-key and dope because of the actor, and the third one is just a holy shit kind of tale. Connecting story is even more what the fuck. Seems pretty normal at first but just goes to fucking what the fuck, shit your pants territory.

The end, though, is so cliché that it fucking ruins the movie. I’m tempted to spoil it it was so fucking stupid. Some throwback you can’t do this anymore without pissing off your audience shit. If this was an ending to a story you wrote in high school you would fail.

Star is this guy Andy Nyman. Looks familiar and he should because I've seen him in roughly 30 things. However, I don't really remember him from any of them.

Martin Freeman is the big draw. He never disappoints. This Alex Lawther kid steals the show though. Might recognise him as the lead in The End of the F***ing World or an especially disturbing Blackmirror. I confuse him with the kid from Sex Education, Asa Butterfield. They are, in fact, not the same person though.

Drag Me to Hell - Sam Raimi - 2009

★★★★ - My underrated movie for the Nightmare on Film Street challenge. My third watching since coming out. Still dig it.

What’s not to love? Humor, gypsy curses, falling anvil, Deadites, talking goats, so forth. Plus literal draggings to Hell.

Stars  Alison Lohman, Justin Long, and Bonnie Aarons as the old woman. 

I’m gonna watch anything that Sam Raimi does. It is my opinion he has not made a bad movie. I’ll put this one in the middle for him but still pretty great.

Most people probably know this but Raimi features “The Classic,” a 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88 that he supposedly lost his virginity in, in nearly all of his films. It was Ashy Slashy’s car in the Evil Dead movies, for example. The gypsy drives it in this flick.

So, liked it. But I can not abide by a movie where they killed the cat.

Fresh - Mimi Cave - 2022

★★★★★ - Comedy/horror night for the Nightmare on Film Street movie challenge. From some time back.

Probably the longest start of the movie to opening credits I’ve ever seen. Follows the girl from Where the Crawdads Sing, Daisy Edgar-Jones, who meets handsome and seemingly sweet Sebastian Stan. They go on a few dates and decide to take a trip together. Shit really hits the fan then. 

This is a trigger of a movie. According to my partner, this is what everyone woman is warned about and fears. Really made me empathize with her and everything women go through. Not really what I was expecting from a random horror movie. 

Totally loved it. It is crazy intense and disturbing. It’s gonna make you think about stuff you don’t really want to think about. But, again, great.

Dead Man’s Shoes - Shane Meadows - 2004

★★★★★ - Revenge flick. Not quite horror, but it is horrific. Great, great film. Super fucked up.

David Fincher/Christopher Nolan-esque. Black and white when in the past. Mind-blowing twists. Definite influences.

Pretty ingenious. Guy escalates his “pranks” on a group of assholes as we see what they did to his handicapped brother. As that stuff gets more fucked up so does his revenge plot.

There is a scene where they go to this woman’s house who they forced to have sex with the handicapped kid where all of them are in this tiny car. We’re talking six dudes in a smart car type of shit. A literal clown car pretty much. They are the type of guys that when having someone come at them, they choose to drink their ass’s off and do cocaine and weed to prep. I might want to be clearheaded in that situation, but what do I know. 

Gets progressively way more fucked up as the movie goes on. Illustrates that revenge fantasies aren’t really all they’re cracked up to be. Though I am an atheist, I’ll say this guy NEEDS Jesus. I don’t have that in me, I don’t think. “I am the monster.“ Maybe if I was in a situation like that but who knows. Warning, this is not an easy watch. I cannot stress this enough. Incredible film though.

Ghostwatch - Lesley Manning - 1992

★ - Found footage night for the Nightmare on Film Street movie challenge. This is actually a mockumentary. Not streaming anywhere. Had to run down to Vulture Video, a local rental place that carries obscure, avant-garde films, to get it. Physical media, y’all! 

Gist is a bunch of BBC television personalities/broadcasters investigate a haunting that they present as live television. Gets progressively crazier until shit goes down, sort of. When it originally aired there was a short disclaimer at the beginning saying it was fake, but they obviously knew what they were doing. People lost their minds and called the number on the screen which supposedly said again that it was fake but over 1 million people called and no one got through. It’s never been rerun in the UK.

Found it to be pretty meh. However, the mother at the house they are investigating keeps talking about her ex-husband’s “gloryhole.” “I’m sorry, did you just say gloryhole?” It’s what he called his dark room. Things didn’t work out between you, you say. 😒

Sunday, October 23, 2022

Who Invited Them - Duncan Birmingham - 2022


★★- Watch a lotta Shudder’s new stuff. Every once in a while you get a Mandy or Revenge. Mostly you get shit like this, though. Sort of entertaining but forgettable garbage movies. 

This one is about a couple who host a party at their new house they got a deal on because of murders that happened there decades before. When the party is over they discover a couple neither one of them invited who claim to be their neighbors. Things go well, but they won’t leave. Hijinx ensue. 

Stars Ryan Hansen from Party Down fame, Melissa Tang, Timothy Granaderos, and Perry Mattfeld. People that look familiar but you can't quite place. 

There were times when it was really engaging. Then there were things that happened that didn’t really go anywhere or add to the movie. Not great, but the performances were solid.

Saturday, October 15, 2022

Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight - Ernest R. Dickerson - 1995

★★★★- Darkness dweller night for the Nightmare on Film Street 31 Days of Halloween Horror Challenge. Went with this old favorite. 

Billy Zane and his lower-level demons go after William Sadler, an immortal demon warrior, I guess, to steal a key that contains the blood of Christ. All the stars literally aline and he goes to a shit hotel to find his replacement. The tack on the crypt keeper stuff at the beginning and the end. Forgot how much I loved the show back in the day. 

Really cool mythology in the flick. This is definitely one of those movies that critics hated but us amateur folk love. Really appreciate the run Ernest Dickerson had in the 90s. Was Spike Lee’s cinematographer from Malcolm X (among others) before directing Juice, Surviving the Game, this movie, and Bulletproof

Really solid cast. Zane and Sadler. Jada Pinkett Smith. CCH Pounder. Dick Miller. Thomas Haden Church. He’s pretty funny, too, because he is so dumb. The Who Framed Roger Rabbit guy. 

Like that he plays the “good guy with the gun” who is actually a perv gun-nut who was planning a mass-shooting. He’s a disgruntled postal worker which was “funny” in the 90s for some reason. 

Child actor is super terrible. The way he utters, “he got my parents,” is maybe the worst delivery in any movie I’ve seen. Explodes at the end of the movie though. 

Bought a lot of Billy Zane stock in 1995 after seeing this for the first time. Super funny. Cool. Charismatic. Punches through people’s heads. 

Just noticed that when Billy Zane offers the old woman her arm back, it’s the wrong arm. There’s also a scene where he’s obviously dragging around a manikin that is supposed to be a Jada Pinkett Smith.

Saturday, October 1, 2022

Autopsy of Jane Doe - André Øvredal - 2016


★★★★- I am doing the Nightmare on Film Street 31 Days of Halloween Horror Challenge. October 1 was “first time watch.” Got my list squared away. Most are actually first time watches. 

Started off the month with a good one. Total bear bones horror hat manages to be legit scary. Could’ve been a play as Brian Cox and Emile Hirsch (both of them give pretty great performances) barely leave the autopsy room. 

The duo play a father and son team of coroners. They have to conduct a mysterious autopsy and determine cause of death when the body of a young woman shows up at a gruesome murder scene. As they conduct their work, supernatural shenanigans start going down and things go cray, as they do. Ending is weak and a total bummer but everything up to the last 10 minutes is fantastic. Also a movie that kills the cat. Will always make me like your movie less. 

If anyone else is interested, I am linking to the site which also has an explanation:   https://nofspodcast.com/horrorchallenge

Friday, September 30, 2022

Fire of Love - Sara Dosa - 2022


★★★★★- Movie follows two volcanologists, Katia and Maurice Krafft, a super cute married couple  that famously died doing what they loved. They try to unravel the mysteries of volcanoes and in the process capture true mesmerizingly beautiful imagery. 

I am 1000% sure Wes Anderson was really into their work. They were doing Wes Anderson type shots in their documentaries in the 70s. They’re even dressed like Steve Zissou half the time. Loved it

Tuesday, September 27, 2022

Reflection on Philip Roth’s novel “Nemesis”

Philip Roth’s last novel, “Nemesis,” from 2010, tells the story of a twenty-three-year-old gym teacher, Bucky Cantor, in Newark, New Jersey, in the summer of 1944. He is working as a playground director for boys when the city is hit with an epidemic of polio. Polio eventually begins to ravage the playground. To stay safe, Bucky’s beloved girlfriend working as a counselor at a Jewish summer camp, convinces him to join her at the polio-free location. Reading like a slasher, polio eventually reaches the summer camp, taking kids one by one. During this, the reader is confronted with the central themes of pestilence: fear, panic, anger, guilt, bewilderment, suffering, pain, so forth. It’s not a pleasant read.

A passage goes thus:


“Finally the cataclysm began – the monstrous headache, the enfeebling exhaustion, the severe nausea, the raging fever, the unbearable muscle ache, followed in another forty-eight hours by the paralysis.”


Once infected, the virus invades the nervous system and begins to destroy nerve cells which control the muscles, especially in the legs. If someone is paralysed by polio, there is a 10 percent chance they will die when the disease reaches their respiratory system. There is no cure.


“He was there for three weeks before he no longer needed catheterisation and enemas, and they moved him upstairs and began treatment with steamed woollen hot packs wrapped around his arms and legs, all of which were initially stricken.”


“He underwent four torturous sessions of the hot packs a day, together lasting as long as four to six hours. Fortunately his respiratory muscles hadn’t been affected, so he never had to be moved inside an iron lung to assist with his breathing, a prospect that he dreaded more than any other.”


The huge ventilator, which left only the head visible, kept polio victims alive for a number of weeks while they recovered from the illness – but those left permanently paralysed could spend their whole lives encased in one.


In 1952, Jonas Salk, one of the most influential people from the last century, developed an injectable polio vaccine. After that, cases in the US fell from 35,000 in 1953 to 5,300 in 1957.


The success of mass polio vaccination in the developed world led doctors and Rotary International to consider its potential elsewhere.


John Sever, head of the infectious disease branch at the US National Institutes of Health and a Rotary member, in 1979 proposed the idea to the group’s president, who wanted to develop a new project for Rotary that would involve the entire organisation.


Soon afterward, the legislative body that represents all Rotarians voted immunisation for the eradication of polio as their number one priority throughout the world.


Soon, through Rotary’s immunization efforts, the virus had been eradicated across the Americas – a remarkable feat that in 1988 led Rotary International and the World Health Organization to announce the goal of worldwide polio eradication.


Earlier this decade, the disease was only endemic in three countries, Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Nigeria. It looked like we were close to the year that the world would see the last case of polio with the disease fading into history.


We were close, but this year has had its setbacks. In fact, NY recently declared a state of emergency for a polio outbreak.


However, we are still close. The hope generated by this possibility is summed up in Roth’s novel when the protagonist listens to his grandmother reminisce about diseases of the past.


“His grandmother was remembering when whooping cough victims were required to wear armbands and how, before a vaccine was developed, the most dreaded disease in the city was diphtheria.”


“She remembered getting one of the first smallpox vaccinations. The site of the injection had become seriously infected, and she had a large, uneven circle of scarred flesh on her upper right arm as a result. She pushed up the halfsleeve of her housedress and extended her arm to show it to everyone.”


She shows that scar with pride. 


I never had to worry about any of these horrors thanks to vaccinations. Specifically for polio, I have Rotary, Sever, and Saulk, to thank for that.