Push: Evading a supernatural killer while having a baby is what Republicans think abortion is

★★★--Tense home-invasion having a baby while evading a killer movie. Really ups the ante here. Some memorable shit goes down, which the flick definitely has going for it. There are some good, scary scenes, most notably one featuring an elevator. 

 

Directed by David Charbonier and Justin Powell (they directed The Djinn together a few years back), and starring Alicia Sanz and Raúl Castillo (never seen either of them before but they were solid). It was alright. 

 

I was crazy about it until the third act. Becomes a real bummer of a movie at that point, and maybe goes supernatural. The end also implies that the survivor girl and her baby actually die and the killer is out on the loose. Then it all could have been a dream. Pretty obnoxious.

Presence: Soderbergh offers fresh take on the haunted house genre

★★★★--Told from the point of view of an unseen spirit, the film was really interesting and fresh. Takes the familiar haunted-house setup and gives the audience this intimate experience. We are inhabiting the ghost’s perspective as it observes a family unraveling. Good stuff. 

 

Lucy Liu is the only real star. She is still great and looks as good as she ever has. Julia Fox, the woman from Uncut Gems with hella ass, makes a brief appearance. Chris Sullivan, who plays the dad, I’ve seen around. He also delivers a strong performance. I see he and I are the same age… The kids, Callina Liang and Eddy Maday, are better than fine. 

 

Steven Soderbergh is so good with restraint. Turns the new family home into a space of tense, unspoken trauma. This meditative, unsettling thriller that lingers. Even made me pretty emotional. So many bangers from that guy. For whatever reason I don’t think he gets talked about a whole lot, but dude always brings it and is crazy prolific. I will see any movie he makes as long as he is making them. 

Neighborhood Watch: How much Jack Quaid can you handle?

 

★★★★--Jesus, how many movies was Jack Quaid in last year? This one was pretty fun. Low budget regular Shmo‘s thrown into an investigative situation. My kind of flick. has some flaws. Gets a little off track at some point. But rights the ship in the end. Reunites Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Malin Ackerman from Watchmen. Sort of funny because of Quaid and The Boys. I really like all three of those actors. Directed by one Duncan Skiles. I’ve seen and liked two of his three feature-lengths, the other being The Clovehitch Killer. Not a bad flick.

Stargate: A foray into 90s CGI

★★★★--Scanners meets Micky 17 with teleportation. When I saw this in the theater in 1994 as a child, I thought that we had reached the pinnacle of special effects. The CGI sucks. I was an idiot! Pretty good movie though. And like nothing I'd seen at the time. To quote the Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons, “Of the four star franchises, 'Wars,' 'Trek,' 'Gate,' and 'Search,' 'Gate' is easily my third favorite." 

Kurt Russell and James Spader are both solid and fun. Jaye Davidson from The Crying Game, if ya know, ya know, plays the alien dude. Directed by Roland Emmerich, the so-called "master of disaster" for being the go-to the-world-is-literally-falling-apart-guy. He's maybe  the biggest directors that isn't a household name. His films include Universal Soldier, Independence Day, the maligned Godzilla (1998), 2012, White House Down, Independence Day: Resurgence, and Moonfall, among others. According to Wikipedia he is the 17th-highest grossing Hollywood director of all time, which is nuts. 

Brick: Early Rian Johnson neo-noir holds up

★★★★--Joseph Gordon Levitt and Rian Johnson team up. Was crazy about it when it came out. Holds up. Love neo-noir with the hard-boiled dialogue, the seedy characters, the femme fatale. Especially into it when the person investigating is just a normal shmo. Also, if it’s high school. Those seem to have been super popular around that time. I feel it goes from being all right to pretty good to great by the end. My complaint is that it could be tighter.

Top 10 of 2025: 4. Good Boy

★★★★★--Oh my god. I cannot even write about this movie without crying. Yet another example of how we don’t deserve dogs. This is an awesome take on animals being able to see into the spirit realm. I don’t think any film has made me cry more. Love that Indy, the dog star of the film, is raking in awards. He is really the best boy. I LOVED this film. 

Top 10 of 2025: 5. If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

★★★★★--Ever feel like you’re on the edge? Well this is the movie for you! It’s also about massive holes, both real and metaphorical.  One of two really solid mothers under extreme stress movies this year (the other is Die My Love). In this one Rose Byrne stars as a woman that is worse off than being alone. All the men in her life (her neighbor played by A$op Rocky, her absentee husband played by Christian Slater), hell, pretty much everyone in her life (example: the hotel manager played by Ivy Wolf), is actively working against her. 
 
No one listens to what she needs, offering what they think is best, things that are not at all helpful, never giving her any answers about what she can do to help her child and herself. “Why won’t you listen to me! I just want someone to tell me what to do,” she tells her psychiatrist, played by Conan O’Brien. This while people like her child’s doctor, played by director Mary Bronstein, tells her “I’m on your side here.” But she’s not. Setting unrealistic goals for the child’s progress. “You set us up to fail,” Byrne says. The only person that seems to understand is a patient of hers, Caroline, played by Danielle Macdonald, who is contemplating murdering her child. She at one point abandons the infant with Byrne, saying “you know” in a way that acknowledges the horror at the center of the movie. 
 
Just Bronstein’s second movie. Her first since Yeast from 2008, which starred herself, Greta Gerwig, and Benny Safdie. Gerwig seems to have been in roughly 100 movies from 2008-2012. This one is great and should be required viewing by shitty dads. 

Top 10 of 2025: 6. Dead Mail

★★★★★--This was a movie my friends and I were watching trailers for movie night, noncommittal on what we wanted to watch when we came across this. Everyone was instantly enthralled. Goes back to the 1980s Peoria, Illinois to tell a story with high creep factor (actor John Fleck is always unsettling) and loads of suspense involving physical mail and one of the effortlessly coolest characters I’ve ever seen, Jasper, played by Tomas Boykin. Co-directed Joe DeBoer and Kyle McConaghy, if you have some nostalgia for video store finds from childhood, genre fans so of course you are, this is the perfect Saturday night flick with other cinephiles.

Top 10 of 2025: 7. Jay Kelly

★★★★★--Movie about looking back after a lifetime of success and realizing you fucked up. Watched this the day before my sister’s wedding. A wedding I was officiating. Seemed like the best movie possible going into the occasion. 

George Clooney plays title character Jay Kelly, who is a famous actor much like George Clooney who also starred in all the same roles the real George Clooney starred in. Things get pretty meta. He is always wonderful, this maybe especially so. Noah Baumbach directs. Wrote it with Emily Mortimer who plays Jay Kelly’s hairstylist.

 

Rest of the cast is star-studded. Adam Sandler knocks it out of the park as Jay’s manager Ron. He has a wife back home, played by director Greta Gerwig (who is Baumbach’s real life wife), but he also has unresolved history with Jay's publicist Liz, played by the ageless Laura Dern. Billy Crudup is an actor/former friend of Jay’s that he screwed over to get his big break. Elvis’s granddaughter Riley Keough is Jessica Kelly, Jay's elder daughter, while Grace Edwards is Daisy Kelly, Jay's younger daughter who he did a little bit better of a job raising. Stacy Keach plays Jay’s dad. And Patrick Wilson plays actor Ben Alcock who is also an A-lister managed by Ron but is not quite on Jay’s level of stardom.

 

While I loved it, it kind of lost me in the last 30 minutes before correcting course to stick the landing. This wonderful meditation on aging, legacy, power, perception, family, stardom, celebrity, celebrity worship, friendship, brotherhood, betrayal, and guilt. Yeah, it’s pretty great.

Top 10 of 2025: 8. Freaky Tales

★★★★--This technically came out in 2024, but you couldn’t see it anywhere until 2025. So I’m including here.
 
God, I’m a sucker for whacky, blood soaked anthology movies. Throw in the summer of any random year from my childhood. And set it in the Bay area. And toss out some obscure 1980s NBA. Goddamn. 
 
This wild, nostalgic ride blends punk, hip-hop, crime, the supernatural, and basketball into a four-part anthology that’s is pure chaotic energy. Solid, fun ensemble cast led by Pedro Pascal (who absolutely kills it), Ben Mendelsohn, Jay Ellis (the best part of the movie), Normani, Dominique Thorne, Jack Champion, Tom Hanks (who is amazing), Too Short, that Angus Cloud kid that died a couple years ago that I keep seeing in movie, and Marshawn Lynch. It is a crazy good time and ends on the highest of notes.