Wednesday, August 23, 2023

Rocky Patel Sixty


Rocky Patel Sixty. Celebratory smoke for my new job. Thankfully, I didn't have to wait long to spark it. 

Bought this at the beginning of the summer when my government contract ended. Cigar Aficionado rated it 96 points and ranked it the No. 2 Cigar of the Year for 2022. Meant for celebrations. Rocky Patel created the blend to celebrate his 60th birthday. Worthy of the near $25 price tag. 

Came highly recommended. Told it was like a stick of Mexican hot chocolate. Pretty accurate pre-light. 

Spicy and sweet to start. Like a spicy mocha. Can feel black pepper tickle the throat. Spice lingered throughout. Got creamier in the middle before picking up cedar and wood notes near the end.

Really lingers. Bold flavors of pepper, earth, coffee, chocolate, and leather are what I'll remember.

Puffed on it for an hour and 15 or so. No issues with the draw or burn. Outstanding smoke. 

What would you do for a letter of recommendation to a made up Ivy? Such is the question at the heart of "You're Killing Me"

You're Killing Me - Beth Hanna, Jerren Lauder - 2023


★★★-Sort of up and down but an overall enjoyable movie. Available on Paramount+. It's a pretty effective trapped in a room with people trying to get in movie. Also, a decent if obvious social commentary. Can't we just start eating the rich already?

Follows high school senior Eden, who goes to a 'Heaven and Hell' party at the rich, senator kid's house in the hopes of getting a letter of recommendation to an elite university from the dad. Once at the party, though, things quickly turn to shit, and she's gotta fight for her life. The usual teen party stuff. 

Horror thriller directed by Beth Hanna and Jerren Lauder. Stars McKaley Miller who plays lead character Eden, Dermot Mulroney as the senator, and Anne Heche in her last role as the senator's wife. Great one to go out on. She's pretty stellar. 

Brice Anthony Heller plays the senator's son. Don't really recognize the other kids. They are played by Wil Deusner, Keyara Milliner, and Morgana Van Peebles (she's the daughter of Mario Van Peebles and Chittra Sukhu, and the granddaughter of Melvin Van Peebles).

Some notes... Can sort of relate to the storyline of a scholarship kid looking for a recommendation from a powerful parent of a kid who is a fucking asshole. The school I went to was a lot like that, but being an asshole was more or less socially unacceptable. I was one of those scholarship kids, but I didn't exactly have Ivy ambitions. Those kids were a different breed.

Also, everyone knows about game-theorying admissions. There was a girl in my class that went to Princeton with like a 1300 SAT, as opposed to 1600, because she played an obscure instrument. Knew a guy that got into Northwestern with below average for Northwestern grades by applying on a gym teacher track. Killed it and transferred into a better school within the university. He's an attorney now with his own law firm. All kinds of people do things like this. Applying for nursing at Duke, for example. Hell, I went to Wake Forest for grad school doing this shit. You still have to be smart as fuck generally though, but this sort of thing is the only way it's possible unless you are a perfect student sort of shit (they were the ones most likely to be super fucked up, by the by). And even then, you better be offering something. I figured this out, and I was a first generation college student. 

Main girl's dad is a small business owner, but the film treats her like she is completely destitute. She looks like she could be Billie Lourd's younger sister, but isn't. Locking phones up is a good idea in this day and age for high school kids. Fucking kids pulling out knives and other shit that have puncture wounds. Not recommended. 

There is a weird turn a little past the halfway point that makes no sense. A conflict that is just dumb and unnecessary that takes the movie off the rails. With all the violence and shit that these people cause, the phone with evidence on it is sort of beside the point. Then the obvious, inevitable thing happens. They go down a certain road that if you've ever seen a movie, you'll see coming a mile away. Everyone should have known better. But whatever. 

Just write a girl a fucking recommendation. Jesus fuck. Especially if you and the fam have skeletons in the closet. Senator getting me into an elite school and paying me off. Bitch, do you know how much college costs and how hard those schools are to get into? Quire the moral conundrum... I'd say as I had the guy calling up the admissions office. Otherwise, people like this are gonna fuck your world up. That's how the world works, probably. Didn't have to watch the video even. But they did. And then you can't unsee that shit. And shit is back on like Michelle Kwan. 

Overall, it treads in familiar territory, but boasts stellar performances and is an engaging teen horror/survival thriller that is worth a watch. The film is extremely predictable, as the beats are telegraphed from miles away. But, it makes effective use of its mostly single-location setting by creating a claustrophobic, tension-fueled storyline that never lets up. It's taut, suspenseful, and boasts a high body count with some decent gore. Lastly, I can hardly get over Heche's totally badass performance. She really kills it. 

Monday, August 21, 2023

A Shadow In The City: Confessions of an Undercover Drug Warrior - Charles Bowden


Under the pseudonym “Joey O'Shay” a deep cover narcotics agent operates in an undisclosed city at the heart of the nation. He's a man with nearly three hundred drug busts, orchestrated over a span of more than twenty years. 

Fighting an unofficial war the U.S. lost long ago, the late Charles Bowden details O'Shay's last endeavor—a high-stakes heroin deal worth $50 million. The deal, originating in Colombia, triggers a chain reaction that places federal agents on high alert, spanning the stretch from Los Angeles to Washington, D.C., and reaching New York City. As the narrative unfolds, we learn of O'Shay's relentlessness that guides him through deadly terrain as he dismantles drug kingpins. 

Set in the shadowy and unforgiving streets of middle America, this is a masterclass in the brutal and corrupt realities of the war on drugs. Something made very clear about the drug world, you have to keep your deals. In that world, you can't say, “Well, look, the guy cheated me. I'll go to court and sue him.” The only enforcement is force. 

Several figures stand out. One is Bobbi, a woman battling cancer who oversees various hotels and provides lodgings for O'Shay's drug-dealing clients. She knows him better than anyone. As he tries to step back from this world, she holds that no one that “knows” can ever leave it. 

Another is Gloria, who he encounters while setting the stage for his Colombian counterparts, the dealers Garcia and Irma. They are immediately attracted to each other, but O'Shay is confronted with the painful necessity of betraying her, such is the job. This leads to imprisonment, decades minimum, without her being aware of his true identity as the cop responsible for her downfall. “Not him, he's my baby,” she says when the feds try to get her to flip on her contacts.

Through this ordeal, he realizes destroying people like her wasn't going to solve “the drug problem.” People are going to buy these substances and find them no matter what he did. Then, finally, a woman he got to know really well on the case said, “Look, I have never created a single addict in my life. They existed when I was born; they're going to exist when I die. I just supply them.” And he realized she was telling him the truth.

This time, his path leads to a realm where distinguishing heroes from villains becomes impossible, robbing him of his purpose. As he gets deeper in it, he slowly stops believing in what he is doing. As he gets to know the people he destroys, he stops believing he is any better than they were. 

“He did not betray Gloria, who played out her hand in the only hard world she ever knew. He betrayed himself. He enforced a law he no longer believes in,” Bowden writes, (p. 301). 

In the end, he is haunted by the weight of his deception. He's also torn between loyalty to his fellow narcotics agents and prosecutors, whom he disdains. As time goes, he finds himself respecting the drug dealers he brings down more than law enforcement. 

There is a scene that really adds insult to injury. This comes when O'Shay is closing out all hope for Gloria and the others caught in his snare when he had to meet with two bosses from a federal agency.

“It is Halloween,” Bowden writes, “and one is dressed as some kind of troll and the other a candy-ass vampire or something. One is a man, the other a woman, but to O'Shay both are ridiculous. There is a decency on the street, some kind of honest ground, people are ruined... O'Shay has put his life on the line, and here he's talking about what to do and how to settle the case with a troll and a vampire. And he and his dew feel violated. He feels sin for being there. There are decencies that must be observed, things old cops taught, and criminals and creeks and stars at night, and you don't sit in an office dressed like pansies and decide the fate of hardworking drug dealers. It is a violation, an insult to the crew...

“There is a world that is rock hard and actual and it runs like a stratum through the city. And there is this other world, soft and dishonest... and it is worshipped,” (p. 251).

As becomes clear, you can't live certain things without paying a price. You can't pretend they didn't happen. He'll have to live with the damage of his life. As O'Shay deals with his blurred allegiances, he reads Holocaust survivor Victor Frankl's seminal work Man's Search for Meaning, feeling kinship with the author. It tells of his time in the camps and how he found the will to live, surrounded by so much death. “It is death that gives life meaning.” It's the most difficult book I've ever had to read, FYI.

I'm not sure I'd call what Bowden did “true crime,” though it is that. More cultural critique. I adore Bowden's voice, both literal and in the written form. He wrote extensively on the U.S.-Mexico border, shining light on the femicides in Juarez, and later the drug violence taking place there, and America's part in it. If you've never heard him speak, I encourage you to check this out. No one can say it like him. Excellent read, for anyone that's got the stomach for rage and disgust. 

Kill the Irishman: Men who take on the mafia should be wary of driving cars

Kill the Irishman - Jonathan Hensleigh - 2011


★★-Early on, I sort of questioned how this movie this got made. Has a Gotti quality to it. It did get better. Has some charm. Though the 62% on Rotten Tomatoes seems extremely generous. Figure it was funded by the mob or something. Just feels like everyone is kind of phoning it in. 

Crime flick based on the true story of Danny Greene, an Irish-American mobster who rises to power in Cleveland during the 1970s. Follows Greene's relentless quest for control in the criminal underworld, leading to fierce battles with rival gangs and corrupt officials. With each confrontation, Greene's reputation as a street tough that's not to be fucked with grows. However, his rise to power also attracts attention from law enforcement and the mafia, leading to what feels like a few dozen attempts on his life. 

The film kind of grew on me. Dude becomes a total legend in the world of organized crime for having a 50 Cent, hard to kill quality that is pretty admirable, I guess. Doesn't shy away from the guys that want to kill him either, going to meet them on their turf and what not. You'd think they'd be more careful getting into cars. Maybe get yourself a remote starter, or pay an underling to turn the key over for ya. Just spitballing here. 

The lead, Ray Stevenson, isn't that great of an actor. At least not carry a movie good. Only things I recognize him from are  Punisher: War Zone (he played the Punisher), the Thor movies, RRR, and Dexter. Screenplay isn't great either. I'm all for men in rooms talking, but it's got to be exceptional dialogue performed but exquisite actors. Not exactly an Aaron Sorkin screenplay, if you get my drift. 

Few notable performances. Notably Christopher Walken (who was probably on set for three days) and Linda Cardellini. Think of Cardellini mostly from her work on Freaks and GeeksER, and as Hawkeye's wife in the MCU. She sort of kills it then disappears. I don't know why she isn't an A-Lister, but it doesn't seem like it is going to happen for her. Val Kilmer is pretty solid as well, though he is underutilized. 

Others you'll recognize include Vincent D'Onofrio, Vinnie Jones from Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch,Paul Sorvino from every mafia movie ever, and Mike Starr from Dumb and Dumber. Steve Schirripa who played Bobby Baccalieri on The Sopranos has a decent part. Like this guy. Vegan, like myself. Has his own line of plant-based Italian foodstuff. Major points in my cool book.

He also directed The Punisher, the one with Thomas Jane as the Punisher, Welcome to the Jungle, and The Ice Road. Wrote Die Hard with a Vengeance, Jumani, The Saint, Armageddon, and this flick, among others. 

Some notes... Liked that they spliced real newscasts from the 1970s into the film. Brazenly killing a made man is usually not a great idea. Seems to work out fine-ish for Greene, but he tells the mafia to go fuck themselves. Also doesn't seem to be the best course of action. 

Only played in 21 theaters for whatever reason. Had decent returns for its limited release, but only in $1.19 million with a $12 million budget. So, yeah, it bombed. Seems about right. It's also too long. This ain't Goodfellas. 

Saturday, August 19, 2023

In Fabric: A giallo-inspired blend of satire and style

In Fabric - Peter Strickland - 2018


★★★★-Satirizes corporate culture, art, contemporary dating, and the fashion industry. Totally nails the giallo feel. Music was great and on point as well. Also has a Lynchian vibe. Sort of an anthology with people coming into contact with the dress and things going down. Little like Cat's Eye, but with a dress. It's an exceptionally weird movie. I strongly disliked it, though there were moments when I found it enjoyable. I haven't stopped thinking about it either. The more I contemplate it, the more I like it, but I'll never watch it again. 

Written and directed by Peter Strickland. A24 film. Available on Paramount+. Gist is a malevolent red dress haunts its various owners, bringing a death curse into their lives. The solid cast includes Marianne Jean-Baptiste (Without a Trace ,BlindspotHomecoming), Hayley Squires, Leo Bill, and Gwendoline Christie (the giant from Game of Thrones and Wednesday). Haven't really seen any of them except Jean-Baptiste and Christie before. Julian Barratt from The Mighty Boosh and Mindhorn plays a bit part.

First owner is a woman that's a lonely hearts type (played by Jean-Baptiste). She's a single mom with an adult son. He's an “artist.” He's also a fucking asshole. She walks in on him eating out his girlfriend (Christie) in the middle of the night in the living room. Come on, man. The girlfriend sees her and starts moaning louder. Fuck that chick. Sees the son's gross art of her butthole and her underpants with her son's face on them. This poor mother. 

When we see her on her first date, the guy goes from being a real wet blanket to a piece of shit. Plus he's got a dumb looking face. She's way too good for this shit, before she gets her killer dress. 

The sales lady says some mysterious, weird shit, but she seems pretty cool. I'm definitely buying whatever sartorial accoutrements she is peddling. This store is pretty fucking weird. Just gets more insane from there. The brawl at the end is pretty bananas and fun, and likely my favorite part of the movie.

One of those, what is this type of flicks. Pretty funny at times. Like when one of the guys tells the bankers of this dream he had of his wife giving birth. When the doctors pull the baby out, it is wearing the dress. He waves and the baby “has none of that,” and flips him off. He bangs on the glass and the doctor hoses the glass off. 

Definitely has a style that I appreciated. Direction and acting were both above average. It is a weird one, but my kind of weird. Atmospheric, stylistic, powerful. Wild, weird, and beautiful. I loved it. If you like Suspiria, this will be your type of film. 

Monday, August 14, 2023

Chucky: A killer can't miss


I am going to be real. You might not believe this, but Chucky is great. Incredible at how good it is. Keeps continuity and improves the movies in retrospect. If you cared enough to watch like half of the Chucky movies, you owe it to yourself to watch the show. If you didn’t, I recommend you suffer the movies to experience this show on the electric teevee machine 

That there is continuity with this show that ties in all the movies is insane. Don Mancini, who wrote all the movies and the show, does a phenomenal job of writing his way out of every implausible web from the movies. 

Favorite episode has a crazy meta quality, where the possessed, Jennifer, Tilly becomes part of a sort of quasi-intervention with Gina Guerschon, Joey pants, Meg, Tilly. Chucky like Jose like it’s a talk show or clip show or something. He’s got this wrestler chick with him. He says the Food Network is getting restless because he hasn’t killed anyone or used his 10 F bombs that he gets per episode. Cut to a clip of the wrestler on a podcast saying that she wants to be murdered by checkers. So Chucky starts stabbing her to death and saying fuck repeatedly.

Of course, you get Brad Dourif as the voice of Chucky. Always love that guy. Kids include Zackary Arthur, Björgvin Arnarson, Alyvia Alyn Lind, and Teo Briones. Never really care about the kids. They further the plot, but the fun stuff is with the legacy characters. Mean girl storyline is weak. She goes from reality show terrible to being totally one of the gang with no arch or anything. 

Former Tiger Beat cover guy, Devon Sawa shows up as various characters in both seasons. Others you'll recognize include Brad Dourif's daughter Fiona Dourif, Alex Vincent, Christine Elise, and Jennifer Tilly from the previous movies. They are all fantastic, especially Tilly. 

Hilarious part when the priest calls the Vatican and tells them what is going on and that he needs assistance for an exorcism on a Chucky doll. You get his said and says stuff like, “yes, of course, I understand.” Then he hangs up the phone and says, “I've been excommunicated,” all with extreme calm.

Overall, it's fun for the casual watcher of these films, and incredible for the fans. Both seasons boast a solid 91% on Rotten Tomatoes. The humor is creative, the horror absurd, the performances solid, and just a great time. All this while keeping the essence and continuity of the franchise alive. Plus, there is a “Little Buff Boy” Chucky that is hilarious.

Last Voyage of the Demeter - A real "Captain's Log"

The Last Voyage of the Demeter - André Øvredal - 2023


★★★-This is a movie adapted from the “The Captain's Log” chapter in Bram Stoker's 1897 Dracula novel. It follows the ill-fated crew of the merchant ship Demeter as they struggle to survive an ocean voyage from Transylvania to London as Dracula picks them off one by one. Basically Alien meets The Terror. 

It is a bummer of a movie, as you'd imagine if you know anything about this part of the book. If not, they'll tell you in the first minute of the film. 

The passage was a personal favorite part of the book and was rife with potential. I've always thought of the section as Dracula completely unhinged with no consequences. But in this film, they took it as also having no personality. Had a friend that said it was fun, and that was all I needed. However, pretty meh.

When I saw the trailer before Oppenheimer, I assumed it wasn't going to be great. The little they showed of Dracula looked bad. Looked like Golem in 2003 CGI. Plus, a late summer horror movie is almost always a bad sign. Studios either push it out with the blockbusters or during the Halloween season. 

Directed by André Øvredal, his sixth film (though I've never heard of his first, Future Murder, which doesn't appear to be available anywhere and doesn't have a Wikipedia page). I've seen the horror films at least—this includes Trollhunter, The Autopsy of Jane Doe, and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Of those, this was my least favorite of his films.

Spent over 30 years in development hell. It was originally conceived back in 1992 on the back of the Francis Ford Coppola film Bram Stoker's Dracula starring Gary Oldman, Keanu Reeves, Winona Ryder, and Anthony Hopkins. However, the project languished in limbo until Amblin Partners acquired the rights in 2019.

Stars Corey Hawkins as Clemens, the ship's doctor. His treatments mostly consist of him pumping his own blood straight from his body into someone Dracula has fed on. While I personally may be no physician, I do know you can't just put any old blood into another person's body. A quick Google search says if a person is given the wrong blood type, depending on the types of bloods involved, the result is a major hemolytic transfusion reaction. What happens is, “the recipient’s immune system vigorously attracts the donated blood. The cells are ripped apart, tons of bad chemicals are released, and the person gets super sick. The kidneys can fail… first reddish urine then shutdown. The person can develop a severe flu like illness. They can go into shock and ultimately die. Mortality is high without treatment, and considerable even with it.” So, yeah, playing it fast and loose with that whole “do no harm” bit. Anyway, you might remember Hawkins from The Walking Dead, for his portrayal of Dr. Dre in Straight Outta Compton, or from the Spike Lee flick BlacKkKlansman

Also stars Game of Thrones alums Aisling Franciosi (she played Lyanna Stark) and Liam Cunningham as Captain Elliot (he was Davos Seaworth in GoT and has an insane amount of titles to his name). David Dastmalchian kind of steals the show as the first mate. He had a memorable role in The Dark Knight, was Kurt and Veb in the Ant-Man franchise, and played Polka-Dot Man in The Suicide Squad. He has worked with Denis Villeneuve as well, appearing in PrisonersBlade Runner 2049, and Dune. Javier Botet, a go-to monster/creature actor, plays Dracula. 

It was serviceable, with really solid performances, a claustrophobic feel, and good practical effects. I am a sucker for ship movies, especially olde timey ones, on that front it worked. When it is a slow burn, I liked it. But it's unoriginal, adding little to the story, the CGI was not good, it was too long, the end was dumb, and overall forgettable. Plus, a dog and animals die... And also humans, obviously. If you are a big vampire/Dracula fan, you'll dig it. Otherwise, probably worth skipping. 

Saturday, August 12, 2023

Johnny Eight-ball had one thing on his mind during his time in the NFL... It wasn't winning football games

Untold: Johnny Football - Ryan Duffy - 2023


This Netflix documentary has really taken the world by storm. Presents a side of the life and career of Johnny Manziel, Heisman Trophy winner and NFL bust Johnny Football (later Johnny 8-ball) that's about as sensational as it gets. The documentary delves into the unraveling of Manziel's football career in astounding and jaw-dropping fashion. Like his time in the show, these revelations prove extremely captivating.

One of the personal favorites is the scheme devised by Manziel's agent, Erik Burkhardt. to get his client through the NFL Combine before the draft that included a drug test that Manziel had no chance at passing. The plan went thus: Manziel would arrive in Indianapolis, the location of the combine, demonstrating his commitment to the NFL process. Prior to interviews and drug tests, Manziel's father would simulate a heart attack, prompting Manziel to fly back home to be with his family. During his time at home, he would cleanse his system and then reschedule private interviews with NFL teams, creating the image of family man who gave a shit. 

Maybe the craziest revelation though was that Manziel never watched any game film throughout his career. I played Division III college football for a truly terrible team. We watched anywhere from one to three hours of film nearly every day. We watched practices, games, games of upcoming teams, so forth. It was part of the experience, like stretching. I can't really fathom how someone could get away with that. 

Some other bombshells include a casual admission of a fourth-string quarterback taking drug tests on Manziel's behalf during his college days at Texas A&M. He was also signing autographs for money and getting cash under the table from boosters, which cost Reggie Bush his Heisman Trophy. There is also a bit about arranging a private workout for Manziel, during which his receivers were out all night doing coke with the star QB and missed the workout. As such, Manziel's semi-athletic agent stepped in to catch passes, which also defies belief. 

I could only assume the fallout from the documentary is going to be substantial. On a related note, I loved this doc! Dude does seem like a fun hang. 

Friday, August 11, 2023

Fearful Inequalities: Brea Grant's "Lucky" unmasks gender dynamics with a horror that unmasks deeper societal fears

Lucky - Brea Grant - 2020


★★★★★-A seemingly typical home-invasion thriller takes a twisted turn, revealing a much more unsettling and enigmatic narrative. Lucky is not just another horror movie. It delves deep into profound themes, exploring violence against women, trauma, and gender-based assumptions. 

Gist is a self-help relationship author who isn't selling and her dude (a philosophy professor) have a supernatural psycho slasher “guy” come to their home and try to kill them every night. So this is in the trailer so no spoiler, but she doesn't know that this happens when the movie starts, though she has been married or whatever to this guy for however long. He knows what's up and is like, “oh, the guy, he tries to kill us every night; we better get to fighting for our lives.” Totally a mundane part of his day. This guy seems like a real turd, of course, but he is not the only one. As time goes by, we see all these shitty ways that her husband and those that write it off are terrible. “This has nothing to do with my husband,” she keeps saying. The most obvious metaphor I've ever seen, sure, also the reoccurring image of cracked glass, but the movie wants to be obvious. The slasher (who looks just her husband wearing a clear mask) is directing all this violence at her, you see. It is a part of her life and this dude treats it as normal. It's actually pretty powerful. 

Stars Brea Grant, who also directs, in the lead. Also, Dhruv Uday Singh as Ted (the husband), Kausar Mohammed as her assistant, Yasmine Al-Bustami as her sister-in-law, Leith M. Burke as her publisher, and Hunter C. Smith as "The Man". Mostly unknowns. One woman I recognized from the Rob Zombie Halloween movie. The one who played the PJ Soles role. Kristina Klebe is her name. I like her. She pops up in this type of horror flick from time to time. Most recently saw her in Brooklyn 45

Deconstructs a lot of the conventions of the genre. Also, as a man, I'm guilty of some of the things that these shitty people do in this movie. Obviously not to that extreme, but enough to know that I need to try harder. It's not often that a piece of media elicits real change. It's a metaphor for #yesallmen. i.e. there may be only one literal guy attacking her, but the other men share some of the blame for their part in "normalizing" it.

This is the biggest margin between the Tomatometer and the Audience Score on RT that I've ever seen. 93% among critics; 29% for us regular schmoes. Based on the trailer, I was thinking Happy Death Day or something like that. This is way, way more unsettling/disturbing than the preview makes it out to be. 

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the audience score is mostly reflective of the type of dudes the movie is saying might want to tone it down, show a little empathy, and acknowledge that what women go through is often terrifying in lots of shitty ways, and such. I get why it makes people so angry. Everyday misogyny is indeed horror.

I think it stems from self-important groupthink. Probably from the people that watch a movie that offends them because they are terrible/weren't raised right and shit on it because it challenges them. Critics get paid to critically think about this stuff. There is a reason we care about their takes, which obviously discourages groupthink. 

Overall, I loved it. The payoff near the end is insane and super powerful. From a scary movie perspective, it had a lot of suspense. A horror movie that makes you think and unnerved. Every dude should watch it. 

Saturday, August 5, 2023

Talk to Me: Don't walk out

Talk to Me - Danny and Michael Philippou - 2023


★★★-Talk to Me. An Australian supernatural horror film directed by Danny and Michael Philippou, marking their first feature film. Seems like this is more or less universally loved. However, I wasn't so high on this, though I do respect it and still think it was pretty good. The Philippous started out as YouTubers and segued to short films and then made this.

Gist revolves around a close-knit group of friends who stumble upon the arcane knowledge of summoning spirits by holding onto an embalmed hand set in a ceramic casting. As long as they don't go over 90-seconds, everything is fine. Any more than that, and the spirit wants to stay. I will say that the fact that this thing exists after all the shit its caused is somewhat incredible. You'd think someone would smash and burn it at some point. Personally, I wouldn't touch it. 

Anyway, intrigued by the dark power they wield, they succumb to the lure of this newfound thrill, giving them a rush that isn't unlike a drug. However, their experimentation takes a dreadful turn when one of them delves too deep into the supernatural realm, unwittingly releasing terrifying forces beyond their control. Eventually, they find themselves in a battle for survival against the unleashed horrors.

Cast is made up of mostly newcomers in Sophie Wilde, Alexandra Jensen who plays best friend Jade, Joe Bird (the best friend's little brother, Riley), Otis Dhanji (everyone's love interest), Chris Alosio, Zoe Terakes, and Miranda Otto who plays Jade and Riley's mom. Wilde, who plays the lead, Mia, is great. Might end up a star. She carries the film, but everyone is solid. Otto is the only person I recognized. She was Eowyn in The Lord of the Rings movies. Also in The Thin Red Line and War of the Worlds

Love a high school hangout movie. That's when the movie is its best. I really liked the duo of Alosio and Terakes, who are sort of in charge of the hand, play the characters Joss and Hayley respectively. Every high school has kids like this. Real presence. You sort of hate them, but want to hang out with them and frequently warm up to them before once again falling out. 

Had a couple triggers for me. Animal suffering and the self-harm of a child. I can deal with a lot, but when those things popup on screen, I have to close my eyes and cover my ears. This was especially bad. Pretty much everything that happens to this kid is incredibly awful. The dog is fine, though. 

Few confusing things, too, like when these ghosts are torturing the kid and the brother of the previous owner, who was stabbed in the opening scene by said brother, is like, “meh, just wait it out, he'll be fine.” 

Spoiler here. They make a big deal about the consequences of holding on past 90 seconds. The spirits will want to stay, which is what causes things to go bad. 

Sticks the final landing, though, which is all I'll say about any of that. Not often that a horror movie makes you feel something, but it's becoming more common with “elevated horror.” Keep thinking about Mia's poor dad. He's been through a lot, and you barely know anything about him. 

Does have extended universe potential, which is fun. I definitely see a prequel of where the hand came from in the future. 

Not super scary, though it is unsettling. Camera work is great and super interesting, but it felt like pretty much every other A24 horror film. Had similar beats to Hereditary.

Watched this at 5:00pm the Friday of its opening weekend here in Bloomington, Indiana. I was one of two people in the theater. The other guy grumbled a few times and left at the start of the third act. So I can honestly say half of the audience walked out. The crazy part, though, is that two elderly women, one with a walker, came in a few minutes later to catch the end. It was like some weird math problem. “What is the percentage of people who watched the movie,” so forth. I talked to them after, they were early to their showing of Mission: Impossible and figured they'd see what this was about. Different breed of movie watcher than I. Might have been a better experience with a larger crowd that was feeling it. 

Thriller, mystery, meditation on morality, buddy cop, garbage crime: Se7en is all of that and more

Se7en - David Fincher - 1995


★★★★★-I've written and thought about this movie more than any I've ever seen. It's not often that a film changes my behavior profoundly. Books have done this, but with film, it is rare. Director David Fincher has done it twice, or at least gotten me on that path. With Fight Club, the seeds of anti-consumerism were planted. With Se7en, it was anti-moralism. It's telling that Fincher made two of the best films of this century (Zodiac and The Social Network) and those flicks might not be in his top two all-time, at least for me anyway. 

Gist of it is retiring police Detective William Somerset (Morgan Freeman) teams up with the newly transferred David Mills (Brad Pitt) for his last case before retirement. As they delve into the investigation, they uncover a series of intricate and sadistic murders. It becomes apparent that they are facing a methodical serial killer, John Doe (Kevin Spacey), who selects his victims based on their seven deadly sin, killing one each day. As the suspense intensifies and they get closer to the final day, Somerset forms an unexpected bond with Mills' pregnant wife, Tracy (Gwyneth Paltrow), who is deeply concerned about raising her child in a city plagued by such chilling crime.

That's the surface, though Se7en is a hard film to describe. It's got some gallows humor, but it is dark, and deeply disturbing. Mills indeed has his moments. His wife Tracy says “he is the funniest man (she's) ever met.” His deadly sin, in my opinion, is fashion related though. His ties are truly atrocious. One has a basketball going through a hoop on it. This seems to be his favorite tie. Also, at one point I caught him wearing his watch over his shirt cuff. This is the eighth deadly sin, by the by.

More than anything, this is a dualistic film that eventually morphs into nihilism. There is good and evil, until there isn't. There is extreme good in Tracy, and extreme evil in Doe. 

It's an odd couple cop movie, as well, which highlights this further. One an old, African-American detective just shy of retirement. A cynic that has seen it all. He is methodical, experienced, learned, and patient. He's a philosophy. The other a young, idealistic Caucasian that calls himself Serpico with just a little irony. He is hotheaded, impulsive, and immature. He's new to this city, a Hell-on-earth. They do not get along. But slowly, they become friends. That friendship presumably ends, however, as both are stripped of their meaning just before the credits roll. 

The city they fight crime changes everyone in this world. One of the weird details of the movie is all the unhomed people shuffling around in nearly every scene. Pretty much dystopian. Rains constantly. We are constantly reminded that this world is not “a fine place.” It's a bizzaro version of LA with Virgil showing Dante the ropes. The other cops here, for the most part, don't care at all. If a child witnessed his father murder his mother, it “doesn't concern us,” a detective tells Somerset. He's just happy it's an open and shut case. Tells Somerset that the other “dicks” are going to be happy when he retires, asking them such things. There are more examples of this. Another cop doesn't check vitals. SWAT, the only ones who seem to enjoy what they do other than Mills, relish the violence they impose on the lost souls. It's just a part of this world, the police sort of have to move around these people they supposed to protect, mostly just treating them like they aren't there. 

John Doe, himself, is a dualistic figure as a divinely inspired serial-killer. Doe is a truly evil POS. One of the great villains of all-time. (On a personal level, he ruined marble composition notebooks for me! My first 25 or so journals looked a lot like these, usually duct taped after a while. Got tired of the comparison and now carry Moleskins. Better for reporters anyway. [Speaking of. I used to be a crime reporter. You'd be surprised how close you can get to a crime scene, and how quickly with scanners in every newsroom. And by the by, no reporter has money to pay for information, let alone to pay “well” for it. One of just a few nits I'm able to pick. But if you don't know, you don't know.]) With his death, that dualism is ended, of course, as he becomes nothing. But legacy was what he was after. 

Doe's “work” is kind of performance art. Like the worst kind of art, in general, he simultaneously projects his self-loathing and sense of superiority with an all-out, full-court press of an attention seeking spectacle. Getting people to pay attention, though, is indeed tough. Gotta hit them over the head with a sledgehammer. I'm not sure Doe doesn't mean that literally. When serial-killers barely shock people anymore, in Doe's words, “in a world this sick,” you've really got to do something spectacularly disturbing to become part of the zeitgeist. For every Gacy, you have a Randy Kraft. Every Dahmer, a Arthur Shawcross. Every LISK, a Lonnie Franklin. So forth. Really gotta swing for the fences, I guess. 

His work is one of poetic justice. The concept has been around forever. Hence the “pound of flesh” from one of my favorite Shakespeare plays, Merchant of Venice, probably his most ironic play, which is considered a comedy (I wrote about that, too, a couple of times in college). Goes back even farther than that, though. For example, “He that smiteth a man, so that he die, shall be surely put to death,” is about as ironic as it gets, working on multiple levels even. 

It's also pretty much how we view Hell culturally in the West. While it's existed likely since the beginning of our days dabbling in concepts of an afterlife, Dante is the one that really fleshed it out. His epic masterpiece, Divine Comedy, the most important work ever written in my opinion, is all about justice and retribution. The souls he sees in Inferno and Purgatorio receive their punishments or cleansings in a manner that either mirrors or starkly contrasts their sins. Called “contrapasso”, it is a word derived from Latin “contra” and “patior”, meaning "suffer the opposite.” Its comes up in literature, theology, and popular culture constantly ever since. Some examples off the top of my head: The Faerie Queene, A Christmas Carol, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, so forth. 

My personal favorite depiction, beside Se7en, of course, is from The Simpsons. It happens in the “Treehouse of Horror IV” segment, “The Devil and Homer Simpson.” Therein, after Homer sells his soul for a donut, he finds himself in the depths of Hell, subjected to being force-fed “all the doughnuts in the world” in the “Hell Labs' Ironic Punishment Division”. Despite the demon's efforts to torture him, Homer revels in the gluttonous experience, even requesting more doughnuts when the ordeal is over. 

No donuts for “the fat boy” in this film though. These tortures are of the most sadistic nature. These poor people. As the attending physician says of the Sloth victim, “he's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've encountered, give or take, and he's still got Hell to look forward to.” Huge apartment for a shithole that this guy spends his last year in, though. 

Quick shoutout to Mrs. Gould, here. Her husband, Eli Gould, represents Greed. He was an attorney that supposedly got rich by lying to get his clients off. Doe's second victim, he says of Gould, “this is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!” Like the others, he was killed brutally with irony. John Doe broke into Gould's law firm, knocked the attorney unconscious before he could depart for the weekend, and bound his hands together. Doe forced him to cut out a pound of his own flesh on a set of scales. Gould eventually died of blood loss, which was the basis for the “comedy” in Shakespeare's play (See parenthetical below). Doe also marks a photo of Gould's wife with blood, circling her eyes. 

Somerset, in his wisdom, figures out that Doe marked her as such because she's supposed to see something. So they make their way to where she is stashed in a safe house, making this woman hysterical with grief look at her husband's crime scene photos. Mills says to her, “Mrs. Gould, I'm truly sorry. I truly am... I need you to look at each photo very carefully. Look and see if there's anything strange or out of place, um. Anything at all.” When she says no, he asks if she is sure as she sobs like someone looking at pictures her husband's horrific murder. “Please! I-I-I just, I-I can't do this right now!” But she does and find a clue! A painting is upside down, which leads them to fingerprints on the wall, taking them to Sloth. She is a real trooper, this lady. 

(If you are interested, this is whole of the reference. Shylock, a Jewish money lender (only Jews could practice “usury” at the time) has his Christian rival Antonio put a pound of his flesh as a security on the lone. When Antonio defaults, Shylock demands the pound from his heart. But Shylock had no right to any blood, and is therefore charged with attempted murder of a Christian, carrying a death penalty, and Antonio is freed without punishment. Eventually the rival Antonio, whom he obviously hates, commutes the sentence to giving him half of his ducats and converting to Christianity, thus making it illegal for him to make his living. He then leaves the play feeling ill. Hilarious!)


Only Fincher's second film. Also the second one I saw during its theatrical run. Only two Fincher movies I didn't see in the theater were Benjamin Button and Mank, which doesn't count. Pandemic and all. After Fincher's experience on Alien3, supposedly he said he'd rather have colon cancer than make another film, though I can't find an original source. Might just be part of his mythos. 

Anyway, studio wanted a different ending, you know, where a head doesn't end in a box. But as Somerset says, “this isn't going to have a happy ending.” I remember on the DVD there was storyboard of an ending where Somerset shoots Doe, which was really weird. The ending we get is pretty memorable, “what's in the box!” But I'm not sure it couldn't have used a little workshopping. 

My beef with it is that I kind of feel Doe's whole final plan that he is working to doesn't make a lot of sense. He murders a woman, Tracy, who is seemingly innocent of a deadly sin, at least from his perspective, and he makes a big deal about none of them being “innocent.” Right after that, Doe claims himself as Envy, which is nonsense as he likely doesn't feel anything except Pride. Maybe Envy in the classical sense, more wanting one's demise instead of wanting Jesse's girl. But that doesn't seem to be what Doe is talking about. I guess Mills is a victim of Wrath, to an extent. However, he is more of a victim of Doe just being psychotic than him trying to prove anything. Since he invites his work to be studied, I say it's sort of bull. 

Several of the sins are like that, kind of falling apart under scrutiny. In reference to Lust, for example, the threat of death is no defense for murder. That guys another victim. Good luck with intercourse the rest of your life. 

Lastly, there is the library card stuff. Absolutely no one would care about this sort of thing, at least now, post-Patriot Act. Also, I read almost all of the books mentioned or shown in the film in my education as an English, philosophy student. In fact, I played a drinking game my sophomore year where we had a beer every time a book was mentioned, shown, or quoted that we read in the film. My focus for lit was on epic poetry, and took a decent amount of theology in my philosophy studies. So I was completely trashed by the end of it. Since most of these are staples of the Western canon, I would think that Doe would own most of those, especially if he went to a bible college or seminary or something. 

I watch this every few years. Wrote about it in college for a Dante class and grad school for a philosophy course. One of my all-time favorites.

Originally saw it in 1995 in the theater with my junior high basketball team. It was quite the crowd-pleaser, which is insane. A Yoda with a library card that's got some things to say to a bunch of kids that have likely never read a book before in their lives. Practically got a standing ovation. Different breed. Those kids.

Depending on the day, this might be my favorite of his films. Hard to pick between this, Fight Club, Zodiac, and The Social Network. The performances alone are worth the watch. Freeman is at the top of his game, this is Pitt's first really great leading role, Spacey is dark and disturbed (just like in real life!). Mesmerizing and suspenseful with a fantastic screenplay, the film is gruesome and shocking. It also features one of the great on-foot chase scenes. An all-time classic from Fincher, who was just getting started. 

Friday, August 4, 2023

Mendes's Jarhead, a forgotten gem, explores the complex psychology of the Gulf War

Jarhead - Sam Mendes - 2005


★★★★-Operation Dessert Storm movie. Portrayed in all its futility, with the Iraq War just getting started at the time of its release. Doesn't exactly make me wish I had enlisted instead of going to school. 

Directed by Sam Mendes. He also did American Beauty, Road to Perdition, Skyfall, Spectre, and 1917. A real talent, this guy. Have to be to get a pair of Bond films. 

The film delves into the psychological study of a U.S. Marine sniper during the Gulf War dealing with existential issues with meaning, purpose, and boredom. Hones in on the isolation and monotony that the soldiers experienced in that mostly forgotten war. Adapted from Anthony Swofford's memoir of the same name.

The movie stars Jake Gyllenhaal as Swofford, who gives a great performance. Shows a lot of subdued range. Others in the ensemble include Jamie Foxx, Peter Sarsgaard, Lucas Black, Dennis Haysbert, and Chris Cooper, who are all at the top of their collective games. 

Criticized for a lack of a strong emotional impact. I strongly disagreed with that assessment, as the movie hammers home the delayed psychological effects of traumatic experiences in a morally dubious war that started a fight with consequences for a generation that are still ever-present. A good introspective exploration of war. Definite recommend, even as one opposed to both this war and the next one. 

Thursday, August 3, 2023

Another gritty take on the Dark Knight

The Batman - Matt Reeves - 2022


★★★★★-Yet another, darker take on Batman. If it didn’t have Pattinson and Paul Dano, I wouldn’t be watching this. I am way over superhero shit. Three hours. Jesus. How many of these can I possibly watch in my lifetime? One more, apparently. 

So, how was it? Easily my favorite Batman movie. I think it edges out Watchmen as my favorite superhero movie. Wow. WTF. Was not expecting that. Takes elements from everything I care about and all my favorite movies and turns it into a Batman flick. I mean, good god. 

Gist of it is the masked vigilante, early in his crime fighting career, pursues the Riddler, a serial killer targeting the city's corrupt elite, while digging up a conspiracy of deep-rooted corruption between the city's officials and the crime underworld. Seems to be following “Batman: Year One” and “The Long Halloween” arcs. Obviously heavily David Fincher inspired. Riddler is basically John Doe from Se7en with some Jigsaw from Saw shit in there as well. Batman has a Rorschach quality to him with the voiceover stuff. 

Directed by Matt Reeves, who also made Cloverfield, Let Me In, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, and War for the Planet of the Apes. He co-wrote the screenplay with one Peter Craig. Movie stars Robert Pattinson as Bruce Wayne/Batman, Zoë Kravitz as Selina Kyle, Paul Dano as The Riddler, Jeffrey Wright as Gordon, John Turturro as Falcone, Peter Sarsgaard as the Gotham DA, Andy Serkis as Alfred, and Colin Farrell as The Penguin. Pattinson is great. Real professional, this guy. Zoë Kravitz, whom I generally don’t care for, as Catwoman. She's pretty great in this one, though. Colin Farrell is doing De Niro basically. Score is great. The Batman's song is powerful, as is Nirvana's “Something in the Way”. Grossed just under $771 million worldwide against a roughly $200 million budget, making it the seventh grossing film of 2022.

This is a VERY different Batman. First, this is the only Batman movie that really touches on Batman's detective aspects. Not that he is that great. All the murder weapons mean something, as well as the victims. I'd make a great detective if this were really what it was like. 

Then there is the look, which is completely different from what we've seen before. All the Bat-toys are less military, and more DIY, which is super cool and a different take. Reeves wanted the look of the Batsuit and Batmobile to feel as if Batman used spare parts to create it on his own. Used Vietnam era tactical gear for inspiration. 

But the biggest thing the film does is question the ethics and material wealth of the iconic character. Unlike the other Batman films, this one delves into the social inequalities within Gotham. Veers hard left from Christopher Nolan's libertarian version. Unlike earlier adaptations that leaned towards right-wing themes, the film explores the idea that Batman's wealth doesn't alleviate his suffering and raises questions about his responsibility to be more philanthropic. 

The three primary characters—Batman, the Riddler, and Catwoman (Kyle) are all orphans in different classes that had very different childhoods that all led them to where they are. Wayne represents privilege, Riddler basically lived through Hell, and Kyle was kind of middle of the road, having love, but experiencing hardship. The Riddler, of course, turns to crime out of desperation. The system is set against him, he has no chance in a system this corrupt. He wants to burn it down, eat the rich, give him and his kind some power by bringing chaos to the order, thereby bringing everyone down to his level. Batman's worldview is completely black and white, solely working toward justice. Kyle represents the feminist perspective. Her father is wealthy but doesn't support her, even after her mother, who raised her, dies. Like Batman, she is motivated by her desire of justice, but she also understands the systemic inequalities plaguing Gotham like the Riddler. Not the token love interest for Batman, she is a character with depth and nuance. While they come from different backgrounds, they remain connected in more ways than one, and are ultimately on the same page when it comes to the main problem plaguing Gotham. It takes the Riddler and Kyle's influence for Batman to turn his attentions toward poverty and social injustice. Though, Batman is worried about looting, like a “Boomer”. Whatever. 

Just a couple of little complaints. The way he flies with his little sugar-glider outfit and then wipes out hurt to watch. Don't think he'd be walking away from that. Batman and Gordon are sort of dumb. “Rat with wings” immediately sounds like a bat to me, too. 

Biggest thing is the movie sort of loses itself in the second hour with all these sins of the father being visited on the son stuff. Then the Falcone storyline wraps up, but there is still a whole lot of movie left, and it doesn't seem that anyone is anywhere near putting the Riddler in cuffs. Oh, it's nice to have a Batman movie without a Joker teaser at the end... Sigh. 

Going to be a part of a new shared Batman universe. Again, here we go. Supposedly there are going to be two sequels, the first, The Batman II, set for an October 2025, and three spin-off television series, one focused on The Penguin, one on Arkham Asylum, and one on the Gotham City Police Department. 

Overall, while not perfect, it's truly great. Grim and dark, the film features incredible, authentic performances, especially Pattinson and Kravitz, with believable action. Rich with both noir and horror elements, this is more crime thriller than superhero. It's grounded in realism in ways that even the Nolan films aren't. I adored this film.