Reading Alan Moore’s Watchmen for the second time in the last couple of months, I have to say it got better with the second reading—and I still think that I can become Rorschach if I wanted to—but even more than that, I have grown to love the movie—dare I say—at least as much as I do the graphic novel.My initial reaction was annoyance that they changed the ending to a seemingly Dr. Manhattan meltdown instead of the awesomeness that would have been an extraterrestrial creature who just showed up on our planet and who’s like brain exploded and also by the fact that they
turned Rorschach into a quasi-superhero instead of the bum he really was. For example, I was really pissed when they needed the whole police force to take down the ink-blot-faced badass instead of him just twisting his ankle after failing to clear a garbage can. I was (and sort of still am) irritated by that development.
But what can you do? The movie was still awesome in so many ways and they got some of the best things about the comic book right to a T.
So why do I still want more from the movie even after the Directors Cut (DC) was released last week and made the movie even better?
Weeeellll, after seeing the 3 hour and six minute DC version, I was ready to watch another 2 hours of Watchmen. And they could do this—and still may—too.
For starters, I want to see “The Black Freighter” stuff spliced into the film. This was probably the thing I liked the most as far as the asides go from the graphic novel, and this was made into a straight to DVD animated short that came out just after the movie did in theaters. It wouldn’t be too hard to just throw it in, especially since the newspaper vendor was actually in the movie and all. Even though, as far as I can tell, the writer of the story within the story was cut completely, it still wouldn’t be shit to put this tale of peg-leg irony into the film.
Another thing I was sort of peeved about was the fact that they downplayed Nite Owl’s impotency issues. In short, he couldn’t get it up unless he was kicking ass. In the film, this was not all that explicit—but then again, the character was cast (greatly so) a little young. So I am not too upset by this one but still maybe a little.
But I guess I can be a purest when it comes to adapting novels on the big screen. So, on that note, one thing I really dug and got into after another reading and several more viewings, was the whole Comedian as a crazed Vietnam Vet thing, which I didn’t immediately pick up on.
At first the Comedian seemed liked a crazed asshole, but then, upon further examination, you become the first Silk Spectre forgiving his past deeds and loving the cynical bastard.
And so, after reading Watchmen and Frank Miller’s Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, which was published the same year, it is clear that these two pieces end up looking like the appearances of Dr. Manhattan and Ozymandias—a.k.a. Adrian Veidt—as seen when they appeared in the novel Watchmen. We are left to look on in awe as the old is replaced with the new and everything has changed but in our shock we can’t say how. But we know. God help us all. We know.